Looney Tunes 4 Rob

Slobby Bob Who?

2007-09-04T10:42:17+02:00

Saying one thing but doing another seems to be the only thing on This Slobby Bob's agenda, He Manages the yard but he doesnt seem to care that the yards at war, he just wants to c what he can get out of the situation and i dont mean £££money£££, i mean SEX.

STATS
NICKNAME: Slobby bob
SEX: Male.
AGE: 45?>
MENTAL AGE: 18 tops
SEXUALITY: Straight we think
FACTS:
Has some kind of obsession with straw & Haybales.
Is Sleeping with Looney Tunes (he actually has a partner & Son).
Lets The Pelham Crew walk all over him and do what the hell they want

BESt Bits; When Looney Tunes thought he was seeing another woman on the yard....
Hearing one of the 'desirables' saying if you needed anything doing on the yard ask looney tunes she can make him do anything. LOL

EVENTUALITY; To take proper and orderly Control of Yard, To Split up his affair with Looney Tunes.

AND SOON!!!

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Appropriately titled 'The Pelham Crew'

2007-09-04T10:28:44+02:00

Pelham Crew, a term used daily in our vocabulary, to describe the dark side. We originally gave them this name because they copied our use of the pelham bit however we used it for competitions and proper purposes where as they just used it for show, to show they had strong, fast horses which isn't exactly true - eh? Riding school horses maybe.... Hmmmm So now you know the meaning behind the Pelham Crew AKA PC.

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Fugly.. Who?

2007-09-03T22:20:26+02:00

So One of the worse members of the pelham Crew... Fugly feels she can rant, rave and p*ss people off without call on any occasion but she's wrong. Very Wrong indeed.

STATS
NICKNAME; F*CK UGLY AKA FUGLY
SEX; Female
AGE; 39 at least going on 5
MENTAL AGE: about 4 1/2 yrs
SEXUALITY; Homo
OTHER FACTS;Ginge, B*tch, Bossy

FUGLYS BEST BITS;
Having sh*t put in her stable
Having a stress when oscar was put in 'her field'
Discovering the word 'Rug muncher'
on a cabinet and flippin.

MOST RECENT FLIP; When dealing with Recycling, she went crazy, f- in and blinding at all stndin in her way.

HOPEFUL EVENTUALITY- we hope she clears off, leaves, vanishes, Caboom!

GOOD RIDDANCE!!

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The Reality of the situation

2007-09-03T22:12:30+02:00

Hello There World.

Im one of the Saucy Southdale lot and i'm here to enlighten you to the truth as to what goes on behind the scenes and convincing front at SouthDale Farm. You Can Call Me Lucky.

We have had some trouble with the co inhabitants of southdale farm and not the horses but their owners, they've been making life pretty grim for us but we've decided its time to take action.

After hell loads of Bitching, tack tampering, pathetic childish insults, and wreaking havoc on the yard we feel its time to tell the world whats really going on and why nobodys listening to us.

We just want to have and enjoy our horses in peace without Fugly and the rest of the Pelham Crew (you will understand later) bothering us- Is that too much to ask for....

Next Time... Who's Who in southdale...

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